"Remember, if you smoke after sex your doing it too fast"
              anonymous

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an
              important lesson to be learned.  Do not have sex with the authorities.
              -- From "Basic Sex Facts For Today's Youngfolk"

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless
              experiences go its pretty damn good
              Woody Allen

Aldous Huxley once said that an intellectual is a person who's found one
              thing that's more interesting than sex.....

              "Is it not true that sex degrades women....... if it is any good"

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
              Woody Allen

              I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
              Gore Vidal

Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love.
     Woody Allen

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
     Woody Allen
 

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either.
     Joseph Fischer

I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
     Zsa Zsa Gabor

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than
bad sex.
     Billy Joel

When a man says he had pleasure with a woman he does not mean conversation.
     Samuel Johnson

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . . the other eight are unimportant.
     Herny

A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.
     Francoise Sagan

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
     Swami X

It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.
     Voltaire

If you are ever in an S&M relationship, make damn sure you are the S.
     Someone's mother to them

There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.

The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.

Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

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